OH HECK NOOO

I know this isn't exactly the best time of year to complain but I just want to point out that as women we have the power of "bitching ourselves into a better mood".  Most people who aren't me would just refer to it as ranting, to each is its own.  Anyways! I just wanted to make a list of pet peeves of mine.

1. People at Walmart!!!  Im not talking about the random goofy looking people.  I'm talking about the people who have their cart filled to the rim of their buggy that get into the 20 items or less line, while I only have two things in my  hand and they have no thought in their mind to let you in front of them.  REALLY?!?!?! that has bad karma written ALL over it!!! The fact that they have taken the time to get that much stuff to put in their cart means that they should be in no rush to check out!!! NOt only that but then you have those coupon freaks!!!! REALLY???!?!! I HATE THAT EXTREME COUPONING show!!! If you insist on using your coupons, do not come to walmart!! go to your local grocery store and annoy someone else!!! THis makes me so angry!! Its like an automatic Attitude switch for me.  I will literally make rude, snide, and loud remarks about you, what you are wearing, how annoying you are, and  how inconsiderate you are!!!! It makes me SOOO angry!!! ARGHHHHHH

GRRR you people of WALMart

2.  LEts talk about bathroom etiquette.  FLUSH THE FREAKING TOILET!!!!! I share my home bathroom with my wonderful brother and my father and mother use it as well.  Most women who share a bathroom have the  " put the toilet seat down" problem.  We are past this!! I could careless whether they put the toilet seat down anymore!!! I am just trying to get them to flush the thing after they pee.  This applies to women too, COUGH COUGH dorm room!!!  It is not difficult to flush the toilet!!! IT really isnt!!!! 

My thing is that, when I have to pee it just hits me!! like BAM gotta go!!!! and then I run to the bathroom and do the pee pee dance trying to get down my pants in time before i pee myself. In these situations (which happen very often) there is no time to stop and look down to make sure the toilet is flushed!!!

It shouldnt be my responsibility to flush something I didnt produce. 

WHy is this a big deal to me?? WELL that is because when I pee I dont want to potentially have pee pee water splash at me!! EWWWWWW thats so gross!!! Unlike men, women dont have the luxury to pee standing up, so our butts (whether you squat or just sit) are very close to the water.  I DONT WANT YOUR NASTY PEE TO SPLASH AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral of the story!!! flush your junk!!! I dont care if you dont have to wipe, I dont want pee pee water near my butt!!!! 

3.  Lets talk about bicyclist, well lets not talk too much about them.  I am pretty sure that I can make up some new very colorful phrases if I dwell on this subject too long.  ANyways, Bicyclists should be lucky that there are laws against me swinging my door out while driving and hitting them with it.  Because if I could I would.  I hate them with a burning passion!!!!! "they have the same rules of the road blah blah blah" SHUT THE FREAK UP!!! NO THEY DONT!!!! In the student driver handbook it even says that the must keep as much to the right of the lane as possible!!!!! WITH THAT SAID!!!! I have a special kind of hatred for those bicyclist that bike on popular roads and ride in the middle of the lane!!!! 

If this is you, just know that If i get the chance to pass you I WILL roll down my window and tell you exactly what I think about you!!!

4. People that cannot drive.... I.e. EVERYONE IN THE GREAT CITY OF TRUSSVILLE!!!!  You should leave this city and actually drive on the interstate or 280 or any other city in alabama, because then you would know that how you drive now isn't right!!! My road rage towards Trussville drivers is insanely bad.  This city better be lucky that I know ever kind of short cut or backroad there is in this town, or else I would be beating people left and right for their stupidity behind the wheel.  

AFter all that, I feel so much better!!! Like I said, I can rant myself into a better mood...

HOPE everyone has an MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I know I did, I loved spending time with my family and friends and I am just very thankful and blessed to have celebrated the birth of Jesus. :)